Men put their wallet in their worn back pocket
Ubiquitous lump.
But this dress doesn’t have pockets.

And woman carry all the supplies:

Never without protection,
Never without pads and tampons.

Because the timing of things you don’t control is always bad.

We are carrying the snacks, the hydration packs, some lip gloss, a few pens, the sunscreen, the bug spray, some bandaids and neosporene,

The just in case.

This policy was put in place by a man with a fat wallet in his back pocket.

He never bleeds.

Doesn’t look after small children.

Doesn’t understand the need for discretion.

And probably has a wife to carry all his shit.