I wanted to quip back:

Cool. Looks like you suck at being human! Congrats!
Instead I just blocked the motherfucker.

Dude, Do you not understand how the internet works?
Dude, you aren’t a gatekeeper.

In fact the gatekeeper is passed out drunk mumbling a knock, knock joke, and something about Equivocators.

Look, I don’t make any money from this.
It’s not a job.
I’m not a professional.
The one thing I try to be is authenticate.

Human.
Extraneous strings and all.

If you don’t like, scroll on past.
It was for future me, and for my actual friends.
You can move on.
You don’t need to go out of your way to be an asshole.

Every shitty thing you could possible say I have already told myself a million times.

It’s cool.

I guess you got nothing better to do than clean up every butthole surfer on the internet.

Good luck man.

That seems worse than Sisphysus rolling that boulder.